Jul
30
20 Opening Lyrics For Your Indie Country-Rock Band
An attempt to put my money where my mouth is, in regards to droll modern indie-country lyrics.
3 min read
Whimsy
Feb
13
Rock'n'Roll Hall Of Fame Nominees 2025: My Picks
Celebrating ten years of telling you who really belongs on a wall in Cleveland.
8 min read
Sep
06
20 Songs From The First Halves Of Long, Storied Music Careers
"We know the game, and we're gonna play it" - Rick Astley
2 min read
Feb
05
My Brilliant Taylor Swift/Madonna Career Arc Parallel Theory
A decade old and still valid! I first shared this on TUMBLR!
1 min read
Dec
09
Damon Albarn's Here To Teach You How To Be A Five-Star Shit Talker
Damon Albarn has finally figured out how to insult people more popular than him, and so can you.
6 min read
Sep
13
I Almost Bought A Billy Joel Album!
I know I need some ironically appreciated anthems of romantic codependency and the outer boroughs. But two discs? Hmm...
9 min read
Jul
08
The New Bob Dylan 10-Inch I Got Sucks!!
In hindsight, I think I spent too much on that Ionic Original 10-inch acetate of Bob Dylan singing "Blowin' With The Wind"
5 min read
Mar
03
Can Someone Please Help Me Update Jive Bunny?
I want people to hear which songs from the past are as old as even older songs were when those once-new songs came out. I want them to feel it in their bones.
3 min read
Sep
19
The 10 Best Songs Of All Time That I Don't Really Like
Taking a list of “the 500 best songs of all time” seriously, even when delivered by a brand as omnipresent as Rolling Stone, is a fool’s game.
7 min read