Jul
28
I Saw Longlegs! Movies Are Back!
Well, kind of. Or at least I was back for the first time in almost two years.
6 min read
Movie Reviews
Feb
15
Boy, Did I Hate Beau Is Afraid!
I guess you're not my favorite post-feminist director anymore, after you make a 3-hour Buñuel for incels.
7 min read
Oct
30
I Got Cranky And Watched SAW I through VII!
Shaking off a slump during spooky season, with a little help from a pious engineer/ventriloquist.
10 min read
Oct
18
Anthony's MCU Binge: Phase Two!
Onward into the era of surprisingly sturdy sequels and c-level superheroes making serious simoleons.
6 min read
Jul
01
Anthony's MCU Binge: Phase One!
Looking back on the first six movies of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Back when it took five years to release that many films instead of two.
8 min read
Jun
25
Anthony's MCU Binge: An Introduction!
I thought I'd be doing this in silence, but the muse...it demands I chronicle this cinematic super-journey. With blurbs! And movie ratings!
6 min read
Feb
26
TÁR! M3GAN! HELL YEAH!
Appreciating two modern classics about female-identifying anti-heroes that recently made their way to Peacock.
6 min read
Nov
18
I Hate-Watched Smile!
A worse horror movie explicitly about trow-ma than Halloween Ends. And a bigger hit! Yeesh. Commercial grunge metaphors ahead.
5 min read
Nov
01
I Loved Barbarian!
A terrific horror movie by and starring sitcom actors that I'd rather you didn't know anything about before seeing.
5 min read
Oct
05
I Watched X!
Once again, Ti West takes the spooky scenic route to somewhere we've been before.
3 min read