Movie Reviews

Feb
26
TÁR! M3GAN! HELL YEAH!

TÁR! M3GAN! HELL YEAH!

Appreciating two modern classics about female-identifying anti-heroes that recently made their way to Peacock.
6 min read
Nov
18
I Hate-Watched Smile!

I Hate-Watched Smile!

A worse horror movie explicitly about trow-ma than Halloween Ends. And a bigger hit! Yeesh. Commercial grunge metaphors ahead.
5 min read
Nov
01
I Loved Barbarian!

I Loved Barbarian!

A terrific horror movie by and starring sitcom actors that I'd rather you didn't know anything about before seeing.
5 min read
Oct
05
I Watched X!

I Watched X!

Once again, Ti West takes the spooky scenic route to somewhere we've been before.
3 min read
Sep
21
Jessie Buckley in I'm Thinking Of Ending Things

I Finally Watched I'm Thinking Of Ending Things!

Just because a Charlie Kaufman Netflix movie is two years old doesn't mean I can't write about it!
4 min read
Aug
04
I Saw Nope!

I Saw Nope!

Insert negative title pun here.
6 min read
Apr
21
I Hated The Batman!

I Hated The Batman!

They finally captured the essence of an emotionally stunted billionaire trying to fix his hometown by punching people.
7 min read