Jul
30
Fifteen '80s Movies That Maybe Should Have Been Rated PG-13
PG-13 existed by 1985, but was used sparingly. Too sparingly, maybe.
7 min read
Movie Reviews
Jul
23
Randomized Animotion: Take Dump 7/23/26
Two movies that made the theatrical experience interesting again, enjoyed from my couch. Also, a list of books I've heard all the way through.
5 min read
Jun
13
Cool Auteurism: Take Dump 6/13/26
Two great auteurist works from this year, and two less commendable ones from a while back.
9 min read
May
28
More Pain & More Punk: Take Dump 05/28/26
Finally saw a film that's haunted me for almost twenty years. Plus: more punk debate! More millennial emo mockery! More slashers on streaming!
6 min read
Apr
30
Overration Nation: Take Dump 4/30/26
Not all of these blurbs about freaky movies are cranky and disappointed. But it might feel that way!
8 min read
Apr
24
On Cinema, Bye And HEI: Take Dump 4/24/26
Enjoying On Cinema a lot, Eddington more than I expected, and three albums not particularly.
7 min read
Apr
02
Mitski, I Hardly Knew Ye: Take Dump 4/2/26
Two new albums and one old movie I did not expect to enjoy as much as I did.
7 min read
Mar
19
You Win, Hollywood! I Watched One Battle After Another!
When a movie is about Dad Feelings, I think it's important we make space for dads, you know?
7 min read
Mar
17
I'm Listening: Take Dump 3/16/26
I'm listening to new albums again! And still writing about older movies!
7 min read
Feb
13
Judy, Judy, Bigfoot: Take Dump 2/13/26
New name, same blurbs and bits on whatever I've been streaming and thinking about.
7 min read